shark week edition
K: “shark week’s coming.”
K: can’t sit down
K: having back labor
A: “take some advil”
A: “seriously kate, advil.”
K: is inhaling candy
K: 1 hotdog please
K: seriously…hebrew national.
K: explains anxiety levels
the day after
texts from the morning:
k: “needs a burrito”
k: “woke up drunk”
a: “is still drunk”
another day:
k: “needs baby powder”
a: “bringing mineral powder”
a: “don’t you worry”
working from weekend
cab ride home:
cab driver (dropping k off): where is starbucks?
k: mariposa and bryant.
cab driver: kate, LOVE YOU.
k: love you TOOOOO.
k: be SAFE tonight!
cab driver: LOVE YOU KATE.
k exits cab
the story of kate’s life
sucker for waltzes.
kate’s day yesterday:
High:
doctor: “you are fiiiiiiinnnne”
doctor: “no breast cancer”
Low:
facebook: “ex is engaged!!!!!!!”
facebook: “you are single.”
K: “i need therapy”
working after hours
waiting for address
macguvyer’s the situation
last one out
*walking to FedEx*
“G-solutionz? Fix it?”
“telepacific? fix it?”
“G-solutionz? FIX IT.”
*still on phone*
*stops at walgreens*
dinner: banana, gatorade
*still on phone*
*continues to gym*
*calls outside gym*
working from elliptical
still not fixed
“Hello Liza? Overtime.”
the happiest lunch of the week
K: FIESTA. SALAD. DAY.
Day in the life-K
alllll day long:
“good morning, heat”
“good afternoon, heat”
“good evening, heat”
“welcome to heaaaaatttttt”
in the kitchen:
“wash your dishes”
“silverware still counts”
*closes chip bags*
*pushes in chairs*
*buys more beer*
eggshells in sink
directed at game room:
“ARGH SHUT UP”
“ON THE PHONE”
*closes sliding door*
“CLIENTS ARE HERE!”
